Medical Physical -- China Style

I've never formally had a physical so when Onions hospital offered one to its employees, I tagged along and got one for free.  Seeing as the Chinese medical system records are still done mostly by paper, and without photo ID, I got a physical.  My official name is as a relative of Onions.  You start by filling out your medical booklet!

And it's run as a bunch of stations.  Doctors and nurses all gather at the hospital and everything is done in a morning.  First stop, blood sample.

Onions got us through the short lines first....blood pressure 130/80.  Negative on everything else....but I'm not exactly sure what I was being asked.

Eyes and ear check.  Everything normal.

Then things began to slow down.  Lines for each station, but they moved. 

First line was for the ultrasound.  No clue what it says.  But when the report comes back, Onions will interpret or I'll ask a Chinese teacher.

The ONLY time something was computerized was the bar code sticker for my chest x-ray.

I forget what happened here.  I figured out that this was the "surgical" report.  I think this is where the doctor felt my glands and had me swallow for him as he felt my throat.

The quickest EKG scan ever.  Onions had his printout at 9:58:56.  They had him off the table, I laid down and had the sensors on me and my printout was at 9:59:24.  But more importantly, what's going on with the bottom graph?  Why is there a big huge weird bump?

The doctors interpretation.....

Last stop....I think was internal medicine.  It's the one with a stethoscope.

Once we finished at all the stations we turned in our booklets, like turning in a final exam, and we'll wait for the report.  Total time?  Two hours.